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I hope Santa had a bulletproof vest…

A couple of funny quotes from dinner with the Jonathan and Melissa the other night:

“But by George, I hate running with that warthog!  I can’t steer him!”  –Joanna, talking about Raving Rabbids

“Why did you shoot him?”

“I thought he was Santa Claus!”  –Jonathan, picking on Chris’ bizarre fear of Santa Claus

Owen doesn’t understand gourds

“Ball?”  –Owen, pointing at the decorative gourds Lesli had on the table

“No, squash.”  –Lesli

“Bosh?”  –Owen

Good try, little man!

Why people get married at Benchley

Courtesy of Joanna:

“That’s why people at Benchley get married- after a day at the lake, there are no more surprises. That’s the worst they’re ever gonna look.” - Anna Marie